I found this on The Sun website. In fairness we were awful and I would have probably mocked the POMs if we had won so
Q: What is the main function of the Australia coach?
A:To transport the team from the hotel to the ground.
Q: What do you call an Australian with a champagne bottle in his hand?
A:A waiter.
Q: Who spends the most time on the crease of anyone in the Australian team?
A:The woman who ironed the cricket whites.
Q: Why don't Aussie fielders need pre-tour travel injections?
A: Because they never catch anything.
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Q: What's the Aussie version of a hat trick?
A: Three runs in three balls.
Q: What do Aussie batsmen and drug addicts have in common?
A:Both spend most of their time wondering where their next score will come from.
Q: What is the most proficient form of footwork displayed by Australian batsmen?
A:The walk back to the pavilion.
Q: What did the spectator miss when he went to the toilet?
A:The entire Australian innings.
Q: What's the Australian version of LBW?
A:Lost, Beaten, Walloped.
Q: Why do Australians call their favourite drink XXXX?
A:Because they can't spell beer.
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