Monday, August 24, 2009

CGU Insurance Add and parodies

Down south they did these CGU insurance adds and the AFL footy show did a great take off of them- well worth a watch...



The NRL footy show with the wolfman from manly tried to do one but wasn't nearly as funny

Good Sport

I found this on The Sun website. In fairness we were awful and I would have probably mocked the POMs if we had won so

Q: What is the main function of the Australia coach?

A:To transport the team from the hotel to the ground.

Q: What do you call an Australian with a champagne bottle in his hand?

A:A waiter.

Q: Who spends the most time on the crease of anyone in the Australian team?

A:The woman who ironed the cricket whites.

Q: Why don't Aussie fielders need pre-tour travel injections?

A: Because they never catch anything.

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Q: What's the Aussie version of a hat trick?

A: Three runs in three balls.

Q: What do Aussie batsmen and drug addicts have in common?

A:Both spend most of their time wondering where their next score will come from.

Q: What is the most proficient form of footwork displayed by Australian batsmen?

A:The walk back to the pavilion.

Q: What did the spectator miss when he went to the toilet?

A:The entire Australian innings.

Q: What's the Australian version of LBW?

A:Lost, Beaten, Walloped.

Q: Why do Australians call their favourite drink XXXX?

A:Because they can't spell beer.

Sunday, August 23, 2009

Spectator attempts speccy behind the goals at the Gabba (22 August, 2009)

Heheheh just shows that queenslanders can't catch... and hawks supporters well :D

Friday, August 21, 2009

Worst Worship Ever?

I dunno how to describe this just sit back and enjoy

Tuesday, August 18, 2009

SOLO Heritage ad

Hmm I seem to be finding cool youtube adds today- I like solo adds. they are almost as good as beer adds

Star Wars Jedi Church

And since I was posting Star Wars this was kinda amusing.

JEDI GYM

Keagan I found the perfect gym for you. I'd go too.. though I disagree with the ending.:)

Monday, August 17, 2009

Food that most people think are healthy but are actually bad for you: Part 1

I realise I am going to have the majority of the human race disagreeing with me. But Most of them don't read my blog- you however do and all of you are going to disagree with me. However don't feel like any of these blogs are aimed at you- if you do maybe you have been convicted of something. They really aren't aimed at anyone in particular- well maybe a bit aimed at some one- more blog two than one. These are only my thoughts backed up by slightly dodgy research found in even more dodgy press. However since this is my blog I can do and say or commentate on what I like or even, Gosh horror, do it with bad grammer and spelling.
Things that are bad for you Part 1
Obsessing about eating healthy is bad for your health.
I find people who excessively focus on eating healthy annoying- I have no problem with changing what I am cooking due to allergies. But people who make comments like I'll bring a salad annoy me because it assumes that I wouldn't include that in the menu. And besides if you have baked veggies you don't need a salad. Or people putting themselves on Maccas (Mr Bell) or just general fast food bans (I'm looking at you Nathan Campbell). I am willing to bet that many non-fast food places are just as unhealthy as fast food especially now that some have healthy options (though some aren't that healthy and their name is a lie). All it does is make it harder for people to afford to go out therefore making it more exclusive. Although I'm not struggling anymore despite the fact I get paid less than the majority of you paid in tax I still remember what it was like to be struggling week to week hanging out till pay day and then having to blow a good chunk of it to go to Hog's breath because some people felt like steak. And yes I know there are cheaper things but it is hard to resist steak there and thus falling behind in your rent is far better than the loneliness of going to hungries alone or sitting at home by yourself. (and that isn't aimed at anyone- more of a comment on several groups of people over a 10 year period)

Anyway back on track reported here was this article
An obsession with eating healthily could be bad for your health, scientists warn.

Those who deny themselves entire food groups or worry too much about the "purity" of their meals are risking their mental and physical wellbeing.

Experts have reported a rise in such extreme behaviour, known as orthorexia nervosa.

Sufferers of orthorexia nervosa tend to be over 30, middle class and well educated.

Anorexia patients restrict the quantity of food they eat, but sufferers of orthorexia, named after the Greek for "right or true", fixate on quality.

Sufferers can eliminate sugar, salt, caffeine, alcohol, wheat, gluten, yeast, soya, corn and dairy foods from their diet.

Foods tainted by pesticides or that contain additives such as MSG can also be ditched.

Such habits may seem quirky, but they can have a serious effect on health.

Cutting out entire food groups can leave sufferers malnourished, while rigid rules can make eating out impossible, putting a huge strain on friendships and relationships.

Ursula Philpot, chairman of the British Dietetic Association's mental health group, said: "I am definitely seeing significantly more orthorexics than just a few years ago.

"Other eating disorders focus on the quantity of food, but orthorexics can be overweight or look normal.

"They are solely concerned with the quality of the food they are putting in their bodies, refining and restricting their diets according to their understanding of which foods are truly 'pure'."

Deanne Jade, founder of the National Centre for Eating Disorders, said: "There is a fine line between people who think they are taking care of themselves by manipulating their diet and those who have orthorexia.

"I see people who have no idea they have this disorder."


Hmm cutting out full food groups (such as fast food or soft drink) :)

disclaimer: I know the food I eat is rotten and I need to lose weight. You could always help me fix this by inviting me over for dinner :) but like I said being my blog you can dismiss it in a postmoderistic sort of way- It might apply to him but not to me.

Tuesday, August 11, 2009

Cultural Studies

I don't mind people sticking up for their culture. But you need to be able to laugh at the oddities in it. Americans for instance- they made fun of Bush like crazy but then the moment someone else did- it just wasn't on. I like this video it is a great blend of cultures in a way you don't expect.

Sunday Trade

I grew up in an interesting culture in PNG. It wasn't a Christian culture as such. However the Lord's Day was always Sacred. No work was to be done on that day. I'm not meaning like the jews of old where you couldn't carry stuff or go somewhere. But if it was the normal work you did in the week you kept Sunday free. If you were travelling somewhere you could have a line out the back trawling for fish but you didn't go out for the specific purpose of fishing (Fishing wasn't a fun sport to these people it was a means of getting enough food to live hence work). This time was spent at church and then socialising with other people deepening their relationships with each other. My View of the Sabbath is different but now caught up in the hectic life we live in I'm starting to wonder if the people of Tubetube had it right. You see with my Sundays being busy and working Saturdays, I don't have a day off and I think I'm starting to suffer for it. I read this story on the Sun about one of the top BBC sports commentators who refuses to work on Sundays because of his Christianity. I also think of the movie Chariots of Fire- another guy who refused to run on sundays in the olympics. These guys have caused discssion about beliefs and Christianity which I think is good... I'm really starting to think about setting aside a day off in my week.
What do you think? Do you take a day off or I just need to Harden up and go to bed earlier.

Tuesday, July 28, 2009

The President Reads "Where the Wild Things Are"

I believe children's ministry is one of the hardest there is. My respect towards people grows or slacks depending on how they act towards kids. I was quite amused to see this Video of Obama

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

A boat ramp- how do you not see a boat ramp?

Was quite amused to see this story in the papers. Apparently

A New South Wales woman travelling in the Northern Territory accidentally submerged her four-wheel-drive in a crocodile-infested river after mistaking a boat ramp for a river crossing.

Photographs released by police show a crocodile lurking close to where the woman's white Troop Carrier became stranded in the East Alligator River, about 300 kilometres east of Darwin.

Police said the woman had mistaken a boat ramp for Cahill's Crossing, where vehicles are able to cross the river between Kakadu and Arnhem Land.

In 1987, a 40-year-old man was decapitated by a five metre crocodile near the area where the woman's car became submerged.

Two people, including a 11-year-old girl, have been killed by crocodiles in the Territory this year.

Police say the woman was able to get out of her vehicle and back to the riverbank without any problems from crocodiles.

But they have reminded tourists to take extreme care near Top End waterways.

"Members of the public need to be reminded that when travelling through the NT it is their responsibility to research the area and be aware of the extreme road conditions, especially that of remote areas," Brevet Sergeant Ben Higgins said.

"All water crossings should be considered extremely dangerous and exceptional care should be taken to avoid similar incidents such as these, especially considering the number and size of crocodiles that inhabit remote waterways."

Yeah I can see how a boat ramp looks like a river crossing :D

Monday, July 13, 2009

Ashes..

Noticed how the POMs seem to take more importance out of beating us than we seem to do. Having said that gone are the days where we were writing songs for events. Here are some of the best for this ashes. I think the 2nd is slightly better.


Friday, July 03, 2009

Danny Boy Version 2

This version is better and probably reflects my attempts to sing it more. Kudos to Justine Beal for giving me this

Danny Boy by Celtic Woman

Realised the other day though I have sung the tune many times I have never actually heard the original Danny Boy song. I always have a go at church in hitting the high notes but never seem to quite make it :) oh well one day. P.S. sorry about the quality.

Monday, June 29, 2009

Chaser's war on everything - 2.30 report

Was watching last weeks chaser and enjoying it so far,,, it reminded me of this sketch which is one of my favorites. No wonder Christians aren't taken seriously

Funny e-mail

I got this the other day.

Last month, a survey was conducted by the UN. The only question asked was:"Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?"The survey was a HUGE failure because:

In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant.

In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" meant.

In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" meant.

In China they didn't know what "opinion" meant.

In the Middle East they didn't know what "solution" meant.

In South America they didn't know what "please" meant.

And in the USA they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant.

Very funny but yet so true. If Australia was important enough to be noticed what do you think they'd say about us?

Saturday, June 27, 2009

French Slip

I'm watching the French Australian rugby union game (easy choice over Brisbane Lions V Melb) and was reminded of an incident when Townsville hosted the french team. After the game there was an article written by a team official or a french journalist and he praised the Townsville crowd for their support and friendliness towards the french team even going to the extent of learning the french national anthem. However what he didn't realise was the tune from the French national was used for the theme song for the brisbane lions. And as they had just won a few premierships (The only time lions get support is when they are winning) most knew the song. It did sound like people were singing the Anthem but then "All for one, one for all.... Brisbane lions, brisbane lions rang out" Ooops. And who says the french think the world revolves around them.

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Come Play! Australia's FIFA World Cup Bid 2018-2022

I like this- this is the video supporting the Bid for the 2018 and 2022 World Cups Finals. This event would be huge for Australia and would come very close to making Football our number 1 sport. Already more people watch socceroos games than watched the rugby league world cup final on tv- it is arguably bigger than the olympics (based off average viewership and a greater number of countries are involved in the pool games than compete at the olympics) If we won the bid surely townsville would get some games since we will have won the A-league by then. :)

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Things out of context

I always laugh when you hear words from another language used in English. No I know English is a jumble of other languages but it is just funny how people try and pronounce things. However English isn't alone in this. In Bwanabwana the language where I grew up in PNG the word for a really big fish is a "Biggie Bugger" (pronounced Biggi Bugga) But the bwanabwana people would swear it it has always been in their language.
Soon however we might see the words Billabong and Jumbuck become part of Spanish Vocabulary. See if you reconise the song from A Spanish Orange Mobile Add